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Congratulations on your new iPad. Great. Now what? Well, you probably don't have many friends, and if you did, now none of them will associate with you because you bought an iPad. But don't worry, you're iPad can now be your best friend and solve all your social problems!

Ever feeling lonely and want to give someone a high five? You need not look further. Proud of an accomplishment and want a solid pat on the back? You've come to the right place. Too cool for a regular hand slap? Try a fist bump. Need help with your gambling addiction? Call 1-800-522-4700.

No matter what your mood is, your iPad will always be there to reinforce you with "High Five!" Little kids love it, too! Download it now to see what all the hype is about.

Includes three modes for maximum iPad socializing:
+ High Five
+ Fist Bump
+ Pat on the Back

The most requested features will be added swiftly so please rate and review!